Why do you hate Dane Cook so much?

I just watched Employee of the Month. There is no need to debate whether or not that is a terrible movie, as it is plain and clear that that movie is the pinnacle o' garbage, but I find it hard to articulate exactly why I hate Dane Cook as much as I do. If you could list some of the reasons why you hate Dane Cook, you might help me to solve this puzzle and finally put my mind at rest. So I ask thee, Almighty Yahoo Answers, what traits, mannerisms, or characteristics does Dane Cook possess to make him so irritating and off-putting?